January 2008
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HELLO....HELLo....HELlo....HEllo....Hello....hello....
things sure are quiet at the Ol’ Mermaid Princess these days.
Dear internet
sometimes it’s boxing day and you need multiple interventions. but it’s boxing day and jeff van der vorten is spending quality time with his lovely family. so you go to the artful dodger and drunk facebook people who really won’t think it’s funny when they wake up and ESPECIALLY don’t think it’s funny when you call them and wake them up to read them what you...
sorry fellas, doesn’t look the music taste...
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jesus is coming
Happy Christmas Eve! Just an update for ya’ll. Cory Lawrence has two more nicknames 1. Cory Lori 2. Thunder Foot. And the most exciting christmas news of all is that Cory Lawrence has eaten cheese on his own accord. like, he spread brie chesse on multiple crackers and has digested it. its amazing. i now longer need anything more in my life. as all of you at 664 know, i love cheese like...
“if i had skinny girl like you i would marry her in two weeks. i love you. allah....”
– cab driver to amy segal
welcome to the tongle
i’m in vancouver. the tong family is very nice. i rode a train to a land of christmas miracles. i am now eating homemade mamma tong cookies - freshly baked TODAY. who else is eating freshly baked mother cookies right now? NONE OF YOU - THAT’S WHO. chew on that, air, i mean, chew on air, cause you ain’t chewing on cookies. CL.
So….back home and am hanging with my family and my special someone is here as well. i think he may or may not be uncomfortable with all the tong action but so far so good. As well my friends have also taken a liking to CL. Before we went on the Christmas train, my friend Michelle, coined a new nickname for Cory-which i hope will catch on-“Cunt Lips”—perfection! But...
question. response
dean - i know the answer to your question posed below. on a side note, i just ate a shitload of food. imagine a bubbling stomach exploding with the following mixture: -peanut butter granola bar -red bull -aero chocolate bar -half a bag of cheetos -creamy chicken soup -mini christmas orange -yogurt -crystal light -6-10 red and green jelly beans i hate the holidays. and rob hynes. -cubby
“i’ve just stopped wearing bras”
– amy segal while taking her pants off in front of sammy